a discontented mother and a regimented wife /
instagram: @frankiegotbandz /
snapchat: badgurl666

Voulez-vous rendezvous tomorrow?

the-freakish-atlantic:

IN BED WITH JOAN FEAT. BIANCA DEL RIO

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

ondemdrugsremix:

are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

the subculture of people that like and reblog posts like this needs to be studied

(Source: jagerbombastic)

(Source: casperxtina)

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(Source: mothercheng)

I would like to fall in love but I’m hyperjudgemental and no one will ever meet my standards 

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

everyone don’t forget to pray tonight that teresa giudice doesn’t get prison time next month

(Source: goopypaltrow)

lindsaychrist:

im alive.

lindsaychrist:

im alive.

(Source: jessicastam)